I've just had a taste revelation. Following on from his success at Little Chef, the boys at Golden Wonder have persuaded that bald wunderkind, Heston Blumenthal, to develop a Snail Porridge flavoured Pot Noodle. It's just been released in a special limited edition: yesterday, I managed to track my pot down at Fortnum's in Piccadilly.
And what does it taste like, I hear you ask? Well, it's creamy, garlicky, and slightly nutty; with touches of fennel and aniseed to the aftertaste. They've also been generous with the snail: lots of lovely, meaty chunks to get your teeth into.
As with limited edition Guinness Marmite, I have a sneaking suspicion that this is going to be a runaway foodie success- so you'll need stock up right now, before supplies run out.